Ways I've avoided studying for finals

Take that, bitchez!

• me: hi!
• how are we today?
• Jessie: pretty blissed out
• despite impending doom of final
• how are you?
• me: ok
• I got pink eye
• I'm bummed. I'll have to wear my glasses to graduation
• I hate wearing glasses.
• Jessie: oh serious bummer!
• but i'll bet you look cute in glasses.
• I can see it.
• : )
• me: ha. that's what anthony says
• it's all in my head
• elementary school trauma, etc
• Jessie: awwwww
• cuteness!
• i love it.
• well, you can be all elle woods about it. you have a law degree AND you wear glasses. and you're hot. what now, elementary school bitches?!